Keltie Coleen Kills Herself

Keltie Coleen had been dancing for years when she met Ryan Ross. When she recieved that fateful phonecall from her manager, telling her that she was needed to dance for a band called Panic! At The Disco - "some Marilyn-Manson-wannabes," in her manager's opinion, which showed how much her manager knew - it did not even cross her mind that she would soon begin a long relationship with the guitarist of the very band that she would be dancing for. However, when Ryan and Keltie first layed eyes on each other, something just clicked... at least it seemed to for Ryan. Keltie had never been all that attracted to Ryan, but she liked the pretty things that he bought for her, so she had decided not to dump him for the time being. The only problem was, as P!ATD became more and more famous, Ryan became more and more dependant on Keltie to comfort him when the press, or even a random blogger, said something unkind about P!ATD. Keltie did not want Ryan to be unhappy, and it wasn't as though she had anything better to do than date the lead guitarist of a ridiculously popular band, so she never did get around to telling him that it was over.
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"Keltie!" Ryan's eyes shone with an invigorated glow that nobody had seen since he was in highschool, "Keltie! I missed you so, so much!"
"Ryan! You're back!" Keltie answered, coming out of the kitchen of her apartment, which Ryan had just entered.
Ryan had been on tour lately, and he and Keltie hadn't seen each other in weeks. While she had missed Ryan, Keltie had to admit to herself that she enjoyed not having to look out for his feelings. Being by herself gave her time to spend time with some of her friends from before she met Ryan, friends who she hadn't seen in a long time. But now Ryan was back, and it was time to put all that behind her. She had work to do.
"Oh, Keltie, it's so good to see you!" Ryan's eyes filled with an inocent sadness, "I've heard so many cruel things, Keltie! Some of them were said right to my face. There was one dick," a look of pure hatred came over his face, "He called me a fag. I hate that word! Like I'm gay. Like there's even anything wrong with being gay!"
Keltie's heart was breaking. How could she ever have thought those mean things about Ryan? She looked at his shining eyes, and knew that she would never be able to bring herself to do anything that would bring him more sadness than he already dealt with. It was almost as though he was her little brother, one that she was commited to taking care of, no matter how unhappy it made her.
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Two weeks later, Keltie was finding herself more and more bored in Ryan's company. She tried to tell herself that things could be worse. She remembered a time when the lead singer of Panic!, Brendon Urie, had been going out with Audrey Kitching. Keltie had been expected to pal around with Audrey, who had obviously taken being an internet phenomenon to heart. After a few weeks with good ol' Audrey, Keltie was sure she would pull out her own fingernails if she ever heard the words "Hello Kitty" again.
Even though things were better now, Keltie found herself wishing that Ryan would just leave her alone, cease to exist, whatever. Whenever she caught herself thinking things like this, the guilt would set in and she would try to forget about it, although it was difficult to forget about the hours that she spent trying to sit through Ryan babbling on about whatever was on his mind. So she started trying to get Ryan to dump her.
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"Ryan!" Keltie called, "Ryan! What are you doing?"
Ryan and Keltie had been going for a walk in the park, and Ryan had stopped to get a picture with a few fans that had spotted them.
"Ryan, this was supposed to be time for just you and me! How can you think of your fans at a time like this?" Keltie knew that if there was one thing Ryan hated, it was turning down fans for an aughtograph. Once he saw that she was going to prevent him from signing every one that came his way, Keltie was sure that he would dump her.
"But, Keltie..." Ryan looked longingly at his fans, and then, to Keltie's surprise, sheepishly turned and followed her.
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Keltie tryed for months on end to get Ryan to dump her, but soon found that nothing she could do would ever be seen as wrong in his eyes. So she decided to do something... drastic. Keltie Colleen decided to commit suicide.
Keltie would sit up at night trying to talk herself out of it, but everytime she remembered Ryan's needy eyes, her resolve would become iron-clad. It's like my life isn't my own anymore, she would think to herself, I have to get out of here!
And so it came to pass that one night, after a fit of crying and listening to Hinder (hey, she though, if I'm going to die anyway I may as well be as miserable as possible) Keltie filled the bath tub with water and got into it fully dressed. She then produced a razor blade and began to cut accross her wrist, but then stopped. I should stop being a wimp and slit my wrists like I mean it, she thought. She then proceeded to cut up the vein.
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The next day, Ryan found her. It ruined his life for a little while, but he soon recovered, and went on to write the best lyrics of his life about this tramatic event. So, it was all for the best, after all.
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The End